John Calvin's 500th - so?

I don't really celebrate the birthday of famous figures of history, who ever does? You celebrate famous dates, maybe. But famous birthdays? Nah.

Did the church celebrate John Calvin's 200th? His 300th? His 400th? Doubt it. Let's celebrate the 500th anniversary of his arrival in Geneva or something. But his birthday?

"Stupid" (said in a Phillip Jensen voice).